Landscape Lovers Prints

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

(Camel paintings)

Doing the borders.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Painting clouds

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

Motor Tourism

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Nature Lovers

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Rating the Sunset

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Set already!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

J. M. W. Turner

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Hotel Room

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'