Landscape Admiration Prints

"This is amazing! From way up here all the fields look just like a giant patchwork quilt!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Motor Tourism

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

The Adventures of God

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Hither and Yon sign

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Rating the Sunset

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Set already!"

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Hotel Room

J. M. W. Turner

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."