Landscape Admiration Mugs

"This is amazing! From way up here all the fields look just like a giant patchwork quilt!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Painting clouds

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

(Camel paintings)

Doing the borders.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Motor Tourism

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

The Adventures of God

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Hither and Yon sign

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Nature Lovers

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Rating the Sunset

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"Set already!"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

J. M. W. Turner

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Hotel Room

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".