Landscape Viewing Prints

'Mitch, the Insurance Claim Adjuster, above a sea of fog' - Tribute to Caspar David Friedrich.

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'It'll spoil the view ... what about migratory birds ... will it trigger seizures?'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

(Camel paintings)

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

The Adventures of God

Motor Tourism

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Hither and Yon sign

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Nature Lovers

"Valet park only"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Rating the Sunset

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"Set already!"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Hotel Room