Landscape Preservation Gifts

The palms

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Yardless: Please help

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Painting taking root...

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Award Winning Gardener

The Adventures of God

Sale! Weed Whackers

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Motor Tourism

"He loves his leaf blower."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Last Leaf

Hither and Yon sign