Landscape Preservation Mugs

The palms

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"First time pruning?"

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Hither and Yon sign

The Last Leaf

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Award Winning Gardener

Painting taking root...

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Sale! Weed Whackers

"He loves his leaf blower."

Motor Tourism

The Adventures of God

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'