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Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Motor Tourism

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Rating the Sunset

"Set already!"

Snow Bridge.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

J. M. W. Turner

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

"Here is your new planet."

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

Artist paints an artist.

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

The painting Painter