Landscape Admirer Gifts

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.

"I'm afraid this must all seem terribly insignificant next to me."

Look at those beautiful fields Mavis, completely ruined by cow shit.'

An area of outstanding windiness.

'Hey Wayne!'

'Do you suppose this was engineered by Halliburton?'

'Big deal, I'd rather have a beer.'

Mountain goat looking through view finder.

'You'll love it over there as long as you can pretend to be Canadians.'

'Natural bridge'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Landscape Painter

Tank

"Smile!"

Boat Illusion

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"I specialize in snapping the Aurora Borealis and selling prints online..."

Windfarm. Pick your own: swearword.

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

'You're kidding me right: You can't really see the ocean from up here, can you?'

Phonehenge.

'Ah, the Olduvai is gorgeous this time of year!'

The painting Painter

Sign reads, 'Caution Bland Drive'.

'Here come the summer people.'

A Painter Paints A Landscape Observed By Two Locals.

"Well, the drought is over."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Set already!"

Grace For Flies

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Swan Fairy Tales

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."