English Landscape Admirer Gifts

White cliffs of Dover

Grace For Flies

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Swan Fairy Tales

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Marco ..."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

No littering...