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White cliffs of Dover

Grace For Flies

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Swan Fairy Tales

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

Polar bear bowling alley

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Marco ..."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Relaxing in the Sun

No littering...

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Bless You."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.