African Landscape Admirer Gifts

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Motor Tourism

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Adventures of God

Hither and Yon sign

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nature Lovers

Thug life on safari.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Rating the Sunset

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Nelson Mandela.

"Set already!"

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

J. M. W. Turner

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Artist paints an artist.

The painting Painter

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'