Landscape Art Admirer Gifts

Artist Hazards

The Busy Gardener

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

(Camel paintings)

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Motor Tourism

The Adventures of God

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Hither and Yon sign

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Rating the Sunset

"Set already!"

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Watering the garden gnome

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

J. M. W. Turner