Landscape Art Fan Gifts

A Pad-Loch

The Busy Gardener

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Painting clouds

(Camel paintings)

Doing the borders.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Hither and Yon sign

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Motor Tourism

The Adventures of God

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Rating the Sunset

Watering the garden gnome

"Set already!"

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

J. M. W. Turner