Landscape Art Fan Pillows

A Pad-Loch

The Busy Gardener

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Doing the borders.

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Painting clouds

Wok. Don't Wok.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

The Adventures of God

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Hither and Yon sign

Motor Tourism

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Set already!"

Rating the Sunset

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Watering the garden gnome

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."