African Plains Admirer Gifts

Marmalade the Cheetah swordfighting with Antelope.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Thug life on safari.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

Nelson Mandela.

"Set already!"

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

The painting Painter

"Well, the drought is over."

"Here come the revisionists."

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Early career fair

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

'You're kidding me right: You can't really see the ocean from up here, can you?'

'Here come the summer people.'

"I really don't care who you were with before. This is pre-history."

Mountain goat looking through view finder.

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'