Tropical Admirer Gifts

"You're a bottlenose dolphin – find me a bottle!"

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Easter Island Shades...

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Thug life on safari.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"We haven't danced in ages."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....