Tropical Adventurers Gifts

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Pina Coladas

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'See you in two weeks!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

I love my Uke.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Neurotics in the tropics

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

Single men in Tahiti

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"Well, they look friendly enough."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "