Tropical Adventurers Gifts

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'See you in two weeks!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

I love my Uke.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Neurotics in the tropics

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Single men in Tahiti

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"Well, they look friendly enough."