Tropical Adventure Gifts

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Desert Island Meals.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Pina Coladas

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'See you in two weeks!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

Desert Island Fantasies

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

I love my Uke.

"We've got a problem."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

Neurotics in the tropics

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Single men in Tahiti

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Working Holiday.