Tropical Travels Gifts

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Desert Island Meals.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'See you in two weeks!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

I love my Uke.

Neurotics in the tropics

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Sun Worship

"We've got a problem."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

Desert island wind-turbine.

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

Single men in Tahiti