Tropical Travelers Gifts

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Desert Island Meals.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Pina Coladas

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'See you in two weeks!'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

Desert Island Fantasies

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

I love my Uke.

Neurotics in the tropics

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"We've got a problem."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Single men in Tahiti

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

Working Holiday.