Tropical Travel Gifts

"We've got a problem."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Desert Island Meals.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'See you in two weeks!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

I love my Uke.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Neurotics in the tropics

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

Sun Worship

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

Desert island wind-turbine.

Single men in Tahiti

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Working Holiday.

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."