Tropical Getaways Gifts

"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"

'Let's talk climate change.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Coconut smoothies stand on desert island.

Private Island

Lei-ing Hens

'Well, there's another cliche violated.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I blame global warming!'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

"We've got a problem."

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Sun Worship

Desert island wind-turbine.

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

Death takes a holiday.

'Can't you see? I am relaxed!'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Self Service Island

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Yule Tide

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'