Tropical Vacations Gifts

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Desert island wind-turbine.

'Can't you see? I am relaxed!'

Desert island hammock.

Castaway with nothing to do.

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

No Acapulco, sorry. Well, he was really looking forward to diving off those cliffs!

Sun Worship

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Desert Island Meals.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"We've got a problem."

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Neurotics in the tropics

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'Two for French Polynesia.'