Tropical Destinations Gifts

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"Let me guess, is it a coconut?"

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

'I blame global warming!'

"So where's the desert?"

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

"You'll never guess where we went on holiday."

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

Eric suspected it was going to be another quiet day at work.

Cow Eating Grass Hawaiian Skirt

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Desert Island Meals.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Pina Coladas

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Now you can send it."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

"Noooooooooooo!"

Desert Island Fantasies

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Neurotics in the tropics