Tropical Places Gifts

Death takes a holiday.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Now you can send it."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"Noooooooooooo!"

PIna Colada

Desert Island Fantasies

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Sun Worship

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"We've got a problem."

Neurotics in the tropics

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Desert island wind-turbine.