Tropical Places Mugs

Death takes a holiday.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Desert Island Meals.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'I blame global warming!'

"Now you can send it."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

Desert Island Fantasies

"Noooooooooooo!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Sun Worship

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Neurotics in the tropics

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"We've got a problem."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Desert island wind-turbine.

'Two for French Polynesia.'

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "