Tropics Gifts

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Pina Coladas

'I blame global warming!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Now you can send it."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Noooooooooooo!"

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"We've got a problem."

Neurotics in the tropics

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

Single men in Tahiti