Tropics T-Shirts

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Now you can send it."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

Desert Island Fantasies

"Noooooooooooo!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"We've got a problem."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Neurotics in the tropics

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Single men in Tahiti

"Delivery."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"It's a pizza leaflet..."