Tropical Paradise T-Shirts

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'See you in two weeks!'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

I love my Uke.

"We've got a problem."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Sun Worship

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

Desert island wind-turbine.

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Can't you see? I am relaxed!'

Death takes a holiday.

'Let's talk climate change.'

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

Self Service Island

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Lei-ing Hens

Yule Tide

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"I just feel like a cliche."

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction