Tropical Paradise Prints

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'See you in two weeks!'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

I love my Uke.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"We've got a problem."

Sun Worship

Desert island wind-turbine.

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Let's talk climate change.'

'Can't you see? I am relaxed!'

Death takes a holiday.

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

Yule Tide

Lei-ing Hens

Self Service Island

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Dean shows off his new Tropical Breeze snowblower.