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"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

Lei-ing Hens

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Sun Worship

"We've got a problem."

Desert island wind-turbine.

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'Let's talk climate change.'

'Can't you see? I am relaxed!'

Yule Tide

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Lei-ing Hens

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Self Service Island

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Dean shows off his new Tropical Breeze snowblower.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

"I just feel like a cliche."