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"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

Sun Worship

"We've got a problem."

Lei-ing Hens

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

Desert island wind-turbine.

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'Let's talk climate change.'

'Can't you see? I am relaxed!'

Self Service Island

Lei-ing Hens

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Yule Tide

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction