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'I spy with my little eye...something beginning with...S!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"It looks brighter over there!"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

PIna Colada

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

Sun Worship

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

Desert island wind-turbine.

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Working holiday.

The bulb family leaves for vacation