Tropical Getaway Planner Prints

'I spy with my little eye...something beginning with...S!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"It looks brighter over there!"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

PIna Colada

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

Superman Going On Vacation.

Only two months since school started. How long do you get off for summer break, Rudy? Oh, months and months. Just to kick back, sleep in late, have a great time with zero responsibility. Waaaa. Introduction to sarcasm. And I get tons of recess.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Sun Worship

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

Desert island wind-turbine.

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Travel Agency. We can afford far, and we can afford wide, but we can't afford both.

"Are there sharks in the water?"

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."