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Deflating Island

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Desert Island Fantasies

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Delivery."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

Farmers prepare for spring seeding.

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

Rapunzel

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

Crisp New England Air.

Covid fatigue

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

Man smoking a cigar in a 'Tahiti' vest.

"How long do you think we should self-isolate?"

'Here's my plan how to break out of here...'

Good enough to eat.

'I spy with my little eye...something beginning with...S!'

A Beer washes up on a desert island without a bottle opener.

Poison Ivy sign posted on a small desert island.