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'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

"How long do you think we should self-isolate?"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"Delivery."

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'Let's talk climate change.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Lei-ing Hens

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Beware of dog"

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"I just feel like a cliche."

The grass is always greener.

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Farmers prepare for spring seeding.

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

Deflating Island

"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Private Island

'We've been here for years -- We were thrown off 'Love Boat' for fighting.'

Crisp New England Air.