Tropical Escapee T-Shirts

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Cool - it's organic!'

'Well, Susan, if you're feeling horribly ill, by all means stay home from work. I'm curious, however, why my caller I.D. says you're calling from the Tiki Resort in Maui.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

Wilderness - City.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

Deflating Island

Farmers prepare for spring seeding.

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'