Tropical Escapee Gifts

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Cool - it's organic!'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

"Delivery."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

Wilderness - City.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

Farmers prepare for spring seeding.

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

Deflating Island

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

Crisp New England Air.

'I know that parrot is not included in my diet - suggest something else I can eat...'