Tropical Escape Seeker Gifts

"Delivery."

Desert Island BBQ

'See you in two weeks!'

I love my Uke.

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"Beware of dog"

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"The holiday season always puts me in the mood to plan a tropical vacation."

Farmers prepare for spring seeding.

A rest by the way

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

"It's impossible to get away from it all."

"Is there no escape from escapism?"