Tropical Retreat Seeker Gifts

Vacation away from the government.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'See you in two weeks!'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

I love my Uke.

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Delivery."

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Yule Tide

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Self Service Island

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"I just feel like a cliche."

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

The grass is always greener.

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Glad we moved out of the City

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

"They'd probably be more fun if there were air holes in the barrel."

Love Island

'Yeah, my beak's great for crushing nuts and fruit, but it's useless for ice-cream...'