Tropical Retreat Seeker Gifts

Vacation away from the government.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'See you in two weeks!'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

I love my Uke.

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"Delivery."

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

Self Service Island

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Yule Tide

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

"I just feel like a cliche."

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

Dean shows off his new Tropical Breeze snowblower.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

The grass is always greener.

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Glad we moved out of the City

"They'd probably be more fun if there were air holes in the barrel."

'Yeah, my beak's great for crushing nuts and fruit, but it's useless for ice-cream...'

Love Island