Coastal Retreat Seeker Gifts

Cute 1 bdrm cottage next to beach $2500 a month - No dogs.

Beach con-man.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

The Getaway

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Early American Think tank

Big RV Camping

Spring Training

Rustic Campgrounds.

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Garden Furniture

'Yes,that's right-just a stone's throw from the beach...'

'It happens every year. We come here to decompress a bit, and my husband completely deflates!'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

"Can I see your license Sir?"

Man on a beach with shells for headphones.

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

Glad we moved out of the City

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em...so Fred beat all the Dandelions together and made wine!

Do the waves make that noise all night?

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'