Silent Retreat Seeker Gifts

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Early American Think tank

Spring Training

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Pray it Don't Spry it.

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

Glad we moved out of the City

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

"Can I see your license Sir?"

Trump Twitter ban

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

The Attorney Barn

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

Detectorist meteorite.

A builder with a noisy jackhammer disturbs a statue.

"It's amazing you do this and aren't even on social media."

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

'They caught me talking out loud again. Suspended two weeks, without pray.'

Pre-RV thinking: 'I enjoy tent camping.'

"Apparently he's from a silent order."

Cute 1 bdrm cottage next to beach $2500 a month - No dogs.

"I know it's not as exciting as bungee jumping, but this might be the time to take up meditating as a past-time."

"...please switch off all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches..."

"We're not getting very far with our enquiries, Sarge!"

"Vous n'en auriez pas un autre moins bruyant?"

'If we don't make a sound, my mom can hear it.'

"Harold, you can come out from behind the sofa now - the grandchildren have gone."