Quiet Retreat Seeker Gifts

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

"Harold, you can come out from behind the sofa now - the grandchildren have gone."

Club Antisocial

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Scurile travels

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

All we have in life is this moment...

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"At last - no Trump."

Early American Think tank

Spring Training

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

Go away

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"Can I see your license Sir?"

Trump Twitter ban

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

Glad we moved out of the City

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

The Attorney Barn

"It's amazing you do this and aren't even on social media."

Pre-RV thinking: 'I enjoy tent camping.'

"I know it's not as exciting as bungee jumping, but this might be the time to take up meditating as a past-time."

"We're not getting very far with our enquiries, Sarge!"