Quiet Retreat Seeker Mugs

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

"Harold, you can come out from behind the sofa now - the grandchildren have gone."

Club Antisocial

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Scurile travels

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

All we have in life is this moment...

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"At last - no Trump."

Early American Think tank

"They're on a silent retreat."

Spring Training

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

Go away

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Ocean sounds $1.00

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Trump Twitter ban

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

Glad we moved out of the City

"Can I see your license Sir?"

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

Look! A white-breasted nuthatch. There's a red-headed woodpecker. And a black-capped chickadee. Quiet! What's she see? A white-breasted black-capped redhead. Shh! Don't disturb his habitat!

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

The Attorney Barn

"It's amazing you do this and aren't even on social media."

Pre-RV thinking: 'I enjoy tent camping.'