Silent Retreat Goer Mugs

Club Antisocial

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Scurile travels

James decided to stay in that night.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"At last - no Trump."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Spring Training

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Go away

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Pray it Don't Spry it.

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Ocean sounds $1.00

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Trump Twitter ban

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

"Can I see your license Sir?"

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

Window seat please. Chatting or no chatting?

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Apparently he's from a silent order."

'If we don't make a sound, my mom can hear it.'

"Harold, you can come out from behind the sofa now - the grandchildren have gone."

Noise Pollution

"We're not getting very far with our enquiries, Sarge!"

'Ted hates parties.'

"Thank god for that. I thought I was going deaf."