Quiet Retreat Lover Mugs

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"The new house is almost ready!"

James decided to stay in that night.

"I'm going on a retreat."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

The Rudges' peaceful home

"They're on a silent retreat."

Spring Training

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Computer with moon screensaver

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Pray it Don't Spry it.

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Ocean sounds $1.00

"Can I see your license Sir?"

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

There once was a person who planted a seed

'All right Simkins I give up - what fiddle are you on?'

'When they said, a vacation without frills, I didn't dream, this frilless!'

'We love the countryside, especially since all the shops moved out there.'

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

Man In Steamboat.