Quiet Retreat Lover Mugs

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"The new house is almost ready!"

James decided to stay in that night.

"I'm going on a retreat."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

The Rudges' peaceful home

Spring Training

Computer with moon screensaver

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

"Can I see your license Sir?"

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

There once was a person who planted a seed

'All right Simkins I give up - what fiddle are you on?'

'When they said, a vacation without frills, I didn't dream, this frilless!'

'We love the countryside, especially since all the shops moved out there.'

"Bed and breakfast"

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

Pear: 'OH, hey WOW, there's my old Neighbourhood!