Rustic Retreat Lover Mugs

"Bed and breakfast"

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Rudges' peaceful home

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'When they said, a vacation without frills, I didn't dream, this frilless!'

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

Low Tech Mart: 'Every wheelbarrow on sale!'

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

A Good Batch.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Early American Think tank

Spring Training

Rustic Campgrounds.

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

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Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

"Can I see your license Sir?"

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

The Attorney Barn