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Poison Ivy sign posted on a small desert island.

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

Covid fatigue

Farmers prepare for spring seeding.

Desert Island Computer.

Coconuts for sale

Good enough to eat.

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Crib Escape

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Desert Island Fantasies

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

"FREEDOM!!!"

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."