Travel Escape Artist T-Shirts

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Desert Island Fantasies

Tweaking the CV.

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Crib Escape

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Wishing Well

"FREEDOM!!!"

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Fox hunting.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'