Island Escape Artist T-Shirts

"I'll be out of circulation for awhile."

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

Desert Island Business

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Escape a desert island

"What do you mean, 'I'm spelling it backwards'?"

Next cartoon - 5 minutes...

Desert Island Drone...

SOS bottles washing up on a desert island.

Castaways Not Welcome

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

"Is there something you're not telling me?"

Man is Stranded as a Hammock Stand

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

Shipwrecked.

'Did Fred Perry win at Wimbledon?'

Desert Island comforts.

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

"Do you ever get bored Elsa?"

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

'Look on the bright side. The kids will never find us here.'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

'I wonder what it cost to ship in all this water.'

Desert Island Slob.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."