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"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Country Air.

A Bubble of Countryside.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Cities are springing up everywhere these days: I'd better move away if I want to remain a Country Mouse...

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Crib Escape

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Tweaking the CV.

Desert Island Fantasies

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Fox hunting.

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Wishing Well

Dreaming of Holidays.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Prisoner Crossing